Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny weather jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about weather are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about weather! LoL!
Back to NatureHow did the hurricane see?Answer: With its eye.
How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?Answer: Go outside and look up.
What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?Answer: You're shocking!
What do you call a sheep with no legs?Answer: A cloud!
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?Answer: Thunderwear
What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?Answer: Thunderwear
What is a king’s favorite weather?Answer: Hail
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?Answer: Thunderwear!
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?Answer: Thunderwear!
What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?Answer: Fog
What type of lightning likes to play sports?Answer: Ball lightning
What’s the difference between weather and climate?Answer: You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
Why did the hurricane wear a monocle?Answer: It only had one eye!
Why did the woman open her purse in the park?Answer: She expected some change in the weather.
Why is wind power popular?Answer: Because it has a lot of fans!
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