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Back to PeopleHow did the hurricane see?Answer: With its eye.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?Answer: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
What did one eye say to the other eye?Answer: Between us something smells!
What did the right eye say to the left eye?Answer: Between you and me, something smells.
What do spooks with poor eyesight wear?Answer: Spook-tacles!
What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?Answer: A rookie.
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?Answer: Doyouthinkysaraus
What do you call a fish with no eye?Answer: Fsh
What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?Answer: Reiiindeer
What do you call an alien with three eyes?Answer: An aliiien!
What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs?Answer: Two thousand dogs.
What has eight legs and eight eyes?Answer: Eight pirates!
What has one eye but cannot see?
What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?Answer: The smallest ones!
What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?Answer: An eyeball.
Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?Answer: He kept seeing spots!
Why did the hurricane wear a monocle?Answer: It only had one eye!
Why do dolphins have two eyes?Answer: So they can see underwater!
Why does the Mississippi river see so well?Answer: Because it has 4 eyes!
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?Answer: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
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