Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny ear jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about ear are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about ear! LoL!
Back to PeopleHow do locomotives hear?Answer: Through the engineers!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ear
Ear who?
Ear you are, I've been looking for you!
What do you call a bear with no ear?Answer: B
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?Answer: Anything you want… he can’t hear you!
What do you call a reindeer who wears earmuffs?Answer: Anything you want! He can’t hear you!
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?Answer: Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you give to a fisherman who is going deaf?Answer: A herring aid.
What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?Answer: A corn field.
What has ears but can't hear?Answer: A corn field!
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