Funny ear jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny ear jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about ear are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about ear! LoL!

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How do locomotives hear?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ear
Ear who?
Ear you are, I've been looking for you!
What do you call a bear with no ear?
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
What do you call a reindeer who wears earmuffs?
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
What do you give to a fisherman who is going deaf?

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What has a ton of ears but can’t hear a thing?
What has ears but can't hear?

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