Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny bear jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about bear are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about bear! LoL!
How do you start a teddy bear race?Answer: Ready teddy go!
How to bears keep cool?Answer: They use bear-conditioning.
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?Answer: A little bear!
What bear goes around scaring other animals?Answer: Winnie the Boo!
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?Answer: A molar bear.
What did the Panda give his mommy on Mother’s Day?Answer: A bear hug.
What do grizzlies do when they are having a bad day in the forest?Answer: Grin and bear it.
What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?Answer: They both have stuffing.
What do you call a bear with no ear?Answer: B
What do you call a bear with no teeth?Answer: A gummy bear!
What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?Answer: Winnie the pee-yoo!
What kids of hugs does Winnie the Pooh give?Answer: Bear hugs!
What's brown, furry and has twelve paws?Answer: The Three Bears!
Where did Goldilocks fall asleep?Answer: At the Three Bores house!
Where do polar bears vote?Answer: The North Poll!
Which is the scariest fairy-tale?Answer: Ghouldilocks and the Three Brrrrs!
Why did the bear cross the road?Answer: Because the chicken was on vacation!
Why does a polar bear have a fur coat?Answer: Because he would look silly in a jacket.
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