Funny turkey jokes

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Answer: Yes, because a building can’t jump at all.

What did the family serve after grandma sat on the turkey?

Answer: Squash

What did the Minecraft turkey say?

Answer: Cobble, cobble, cobble!

What did the turkey say to the computer?

Answer: Google, google, google!

What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?

Answer: They both have stuffing.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?

Answer: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!

What key won't open any door?

Answer: A turkey

What kind of key has no lock?

Answer: A turkey

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?

Answer: A poultrygeist

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Answer: The turkey trot.

What’s the best way to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?

Answer: Take him out for ice cream!

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

Answer: The tur-key

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

Answer: The outside.

Who isn't hungry at Thanksgiving?

Answer: The turkey because he’s already stuffed.

Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?

Answer: Because he had the drum sticks!

Why did the heavy metal band steal the turkey?

Answer: They needed the drumsticks!

Why did the police arrest the turkey?

Answer: They suspected fowl play.

Why did the potatoes turn red?

Answer: They saw the turkey dressing!

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

Answer: To prove he wasn't a chicken!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer: It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer: To get to thanksgiving

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer: To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

Answer: Because he had the drumsticks.