Funny cow jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny cow jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about cow are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about cow! LoL!

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How did Jack know how many beans his cow was worth?
How does a cow do math?
What did one dairy cow say to the other?
What do cows eat for breakfast?
What do cows use in their text messages?
What do space cows say?
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

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What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow with three legs?
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
What do you call Fortnite with cows?
What do you call two ducks and a cow?
What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What does a cow do for fun?
What is a cow’s favorite drink?
What is as big as a cow but weighs nothing?
Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
What’s a cow’s favorite night of the year?
Where did the cow family go on Mother’s Day?
Where do cow's go on a date?
Where do cows go camping?
Where do cows go on the first date?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the Scarecrow avoid hanging out with cows?
Why did the scarecrow climb up the tree?

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