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Back to AnimalHow did Jack know how many beans his cow was worth?Answer: He used a cowculator!
How does a cow do math?Answer: With a cow-culator!
What did one dairy cow say to the other?Answer: Got milk?
What do cows eat for breakfast?Answer: Moosli
What do cows use in their text messages?Answer: E-moo-jis!
What do space cows say?Answer: Mooooo-n.
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?Answer: A milk shake!
What do you call a cow on a trampoline?Answer: A milk shake!
What do you call a cow that eats grass?Answer: A lawn mooer.
What do you call a cow with no legs?Answer: Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs?Answer: Lean beef
What do you call an Eskimo cow?Answer: An Eskimoo
What do you call Fortnite with cows?Answer: A cattle royale.
What do you call two ducks and a cow?Answer: Quackers and milk.
What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?Answer: Ice cream
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?Answer: Ice Cream
What does a cow do for fun?Answer: Goes to the mooo-vies.
What is a cow’s favorite drink?Answer: Mountain Moo!
What is as big as a cow but weighs nothing?Answer: His shadow
Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?Answer: Udder disaster!
What’s a cow’s favorite night of the year?Answer: Moo Year’s Eve.
Where did the cow family go on Mother’s Day?Answer: The moo-vies
Where do cow's go on a date?Answer: To the MOOOOOvies.
Where do cows go camping?Answer: Moo York
Where do cows go on the first date?Answer: To the moooovies!
Where do cows go on vacation?Answer: Moo York!
Why did the cow cross the road?Answer: To get to the udder side!
Why did the cow do jumping jacks?Answer: Because he wanted a milkshake!
Why did the cow go in the spaceship?Answer: It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Why did the cow go to outer space?Answer: To visit the milky way.
Why did the Scarecrow avoid hanging out with cows?Answer: Because it could cost him his arms and legs.
Why did the scarecrow climb up the tree?Answer: A cow wanted to eat him.
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