Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny north pole jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about north pole are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about north pole! LoL!
Back to SeasonalHow did Jacob catch a cold?Answer: He went fishing in the North Pole!
What did the dentist see at the North Pole?Answer: A molar bear.
What do aliens say when they land at the North Pole?Answer: Take me to your heater.
What do they serve for breakfast at the North Pole?Answer: Snowflakes
What do you call a criminal at the North Pole?Answer: A brrr-gular
What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?Answer: Ice cream
What do you say to a new neighbor at the North Pole?Answer: It’s ice to meet you.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?Answer: Snow
What is an elf’s favorite sport?Answer: North-pole vaulting.
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole?Answer: The rain-deer
What kind of money do they use at the North Pole?Answer: Cold cash!
What might you see at the North Pole if the sun shines while it’s snowing?Answer: Snowbows
What rains at the North Pole?Answer: Reindeer
What’s the most popular sweet at the North Pole?Answer: Ice crispy treats.
Where do polar bears vote?Answer: The North Poll!
Where would you find chili beans?Answer: At the North Pole!
Why does Santa work at the North Pole?Answer: Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole!
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