Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny winter jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about winter are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about winter! LoL!
Back to SeasonalHow can you scare a snowman?Answer: Point a hair dryer at him.
How did the winter squash pay for things?Answer: It used pumpkin bread.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?Answer: Look for the fresh prints!
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?Answer: You chip your tooth on your soup!
If your reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?Answer: A retail store!
What can you catch from a vampire in winter-time?Answer: Frost-bite!
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?Answer: Have an ice day!
What did the snowflake say to the road?Answer: Let’s stick together.
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?Answer: Do you smell carrots too?
What do mountains wear to keep warm?Answer: Snowcaps.
What do robots wear during the winter?Answer: Roboots
What do snowmen like to eat for dinner?Answer: Iceburgers!
What do you call an old snowman?Answer: Water!
What do you call the last bit of snow to hit the ground?Answer: A slowflake.
What do you get if you cross a wizard and a blizzard?Answer: A cold spell.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?Answer: A cookie sheet.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?Answer: Snow
What falls but never gets hurt?Answer: Snow
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?Answer: The snow!
What is in December that isn't in any other month?Answer: The letter "D"!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?Answer: A sad candy cane.
What is the best kind of breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?Answer: Frosted Flakes!
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?Answer: A snowball.
What kind of cake does the Ice Queen like to eat on her birthday?Answer: The flavor doesn’t matter as long as it has lots of frosting.
What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?Answer: Ice Krispy treats.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?Answer: Figure skating.
What’s a snowman’s favorite candy?Answer: Sno-Caps.
What’s the best kind of dog to get for the holidays?Answer: A “pointsetter!”
Why do birds fly south in the winter?Answer: Because it’s too far to walk!
Why do birds fly to warmer climates in the winter?Answer: It’s much easier than walking!
Why do ducks fly south for the winter?Answer: Because it’s too far to waddle.
Why do mummies like holiday gifts?Answer: Because of all of the wrappings.
Why do skeletons hate the winter?Answer: Because the cold goes right through them.
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