Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny snowman jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about snowman are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about snowman! LoL!
Back to HolidayHow can you scare a snowman?Answer: Point a hair dryer at him.
How do you scare a snowman?Answer: You get a hairdryer!
How does a snowman get to work?Answer: By icicle
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?Answer: Have an ice day!
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?Answer: Do you smell carrots too?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?Answer: Frosted Flakes!
What do snowmen like to eat for dinner?Answer: Iceburgers!
What do you call a snowman in July?Answer: A puddle.
What do you call an old snowman?Answer: Water!
What do you get when you cross a shark with a snowman?Answer: Frostbite
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Answer: Frost bite!
What do you get when you cross Mew and a snowman?Answer: Frost bite.
What do you get when you cross the abominable Snowman and pasta? Spag-yeti!Answer: Spag-yeti!
What is a snowman’s favorite lunch?Answer: An Iceberger!
What snack should you make for the Snowman Holiday Party?Answer: Ice Krispy treats.
What’s a snowman’s favorite candy?Answer: Sno-Caps.
Where do snowmen keep their money?Answer: They keep it in snowbanks.
Where do snowmen love to dance?Answer: At a snow ball.
Why did the snowman go to the doctor?Answer: He was feeling chilled!
Why did the snowman tell his wife his birthday cake tasted like a booger cake?Answer: It was a carrot cake.
Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?Answer: Because it tastes like boogers.
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