Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny breakfast jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about breakfast are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about breakfast! LoL!
Did you hear about McDonalds?Answer: They eggspanded the breakfast menu.
What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast?Answer: Lunch and dinner!
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother’s Day?Answer: Cheerios
What did the Egyptian family do on Mother’s Day?Answer: Brought their mummy breakfast in bed.
What do cows eat for breakfast?Answer: Moosli
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?Answer: Frosted Flakes!
What do they serve for breakfast at the North Pole?Answer: Snowflakes
What does a penguin eat for breakfast?Answer: Frosties
What does a pirate eat for breakfast?Answer: Captain Crunch.
What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?Answer: A bowl of surreal!
What does Tony Stark eat for breakfast?Answer: Iron Bran!
What is the best kind of breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?Answer: Frosted Flakes!
What is Zelda's favorite breakfast side dish?Answer: A sausage Link
What meal do astronauts eat after breakfast and before dinner?Answer: Launch…
What time is it when people start throwing pieces of bread at your head?Answer: Time to duck!
What's a dog's favorite breakfast food?Answer: Pooched eggs!
When do mummies have breakfast?Answer: As soon as they catch you!
Which train is the best at cooking breakfast?Answer: Eggward
Why does Thanos eat cereal?Answer: Because it's part of a well balanced breakfast.
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