Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny soup jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about soup are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about soup! LoL!
How do you know when it is too cold to picnic outside?Answer: You chip your tooth on your soup!
How do you make gold soup?Answer: Put in 14 carrots.
Is chicken soup good for your health?Answer: Not if you're the chicken.
What do ducks have for lunch?Answer: Soup and quackers
What do ducks put in their soup?Answer: Quackers
What do firemen put in their soup?Answer: Firecrackers
What do you call a chicken in a hot tub?Answer: Soup
What does a dragon eat with soup?Answer: Firecrackers
What is a vampire’s favourite soup?Answer: Scream of mushroom
What’s a vampire’s favorite soup?Answer: Scream of Tomato!
Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?Answer: Because he already had a pot of gold!
Will you join me in a bowl of soup?Answer: Is it big enough for both of us
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