Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny gold jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about gold are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about gold! LoL!
Back to BuildingHow do you make gold soup?Answer: Put in 14 carrots.
What cereal is worth its weight in gold?Answer: Golden Grahams.
What did the baby find at the end of the rainbow?Answer: A Potty Gold.
What did the gold collector bake for dessert?Answer: Karat cake.
What do you call a piece of gold who is afraid of the spiders?Answer: A chicken nugget.
What fish costs the most?
What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?Answer: Goooooooooooold!
What kind of dogs to gold panners like most?Answer: Golden retreivers
What kind of music did the gold nugget listen to?Answer: Heavy metal
What kind of music does gold listen to?Answer: Rock
What type of apple do pirates always look for?Answer: Jonagold
What video game do gold hunters love to play?Answer: Minecraft
What’s the most expensive kind of fish?Answer: A gold-fish!
Where can you always find gold?Answer: In the dictionary.
Where do goldfish go on vacation?Answer: Around the globe!
Which fairy tale character is worth the most?Answer: Gold-ilocks
Why did the leprechaun cross the road?Answer: To get to the pot of gold
Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?Answer: Because he already had a pot of gold!
Why did the leprechaun turn down the bowl of cereal?Answer: He already had pot of gold.
Why did they build a castle for the pile of gold?Answer: Because it's a noble metal.
Why isn’t there any gold in a rainbow?Answer: Because it’s all in a pot at the end of the rainbow!
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