Funny gold jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny gold jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about gold are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about gold! LoL!

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Showing all 21 gold jokes for kids

How do you make gold soup?
What cereal is worth its weight in gold?
What did the baby find at the end of the rainbow?
What did the gold collector bake for dessert?
What do you call a piece of gold who is afraid of the spiders?
What fish costs the most?
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What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?

More gold jokes for kids below

What kind of dogs to gold panners like most?
What kind of music did the gold nugget listen to?
What kind of music does gold listen to?
What type of apple do pirates always look for?
What video game do gold hunters love to play?
What’s the most expensive kind of fish?
Where can you always find gold?
Where do goldfish go on vacation?
Which fairy tale character is worth the most?
Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?
Why did the leprechaun turn down the bowl of cereal?
Why did they build a castle for the pile of gold?
Why isn’t there any gold in a rainbow?

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