Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny football jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about football are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about football! LoL!
How do vampire footballers get the mud off?Answer: They all get in the bat tub.
What did the football coach say to the banker?Answer: I want my quarter back!
What do vampire footballers have at half-time?Answer: Blood oranges.
What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?Answer: Goooooooooooold!
What position does a robot play in football?Answer: Roback
What was the mummy’s favorite football team?Answer: The Mummy Dolphins
Why did the football coach go to the bank?Answer: To get his quarterback.
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?Answer: Because all the fans have left.
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?Answer: He took too long to put his boots on!
Why was the pig ejected from the football game?Answer: For playing dirty.
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