Funny pig jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny pig jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about pig are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about pig! LoL!

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How do get a sick pig to the hospital?
How do pigs talk?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Is it true that pigs bath twice a day?
What did the scarecrow say to the first little pig?
What do pigs bring to the beach?
What do you call a pig that does karate?

More pig jokes for kids below

What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
What do you call a pig that wins the lottery?
What do you call a pig that’s not fun to be around?
What do you call a pig with no legs?
What do you call it when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
What do you get if you cross a pig with a hedgehog?
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a dalmatian and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a fat pig and a squash?
What is a pig’s favorite color?
What kind of stories do pigs tell their children?
What sporting event do pigs hold every four years?
What was the pig’s favorite book?
What’s a pig’s best karate move?
Which sport was invented by pigs?
Who is the greatest pig painter?
Who rolls around in the mud and delivers cute baskets?
Who stole the scarecrow?
Why did the pig get arrested?
Why did the three pigs run away from home?
Why do pigs go to New York City?
Why was the pig ejected from the football game?

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