Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny beach jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about beach are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about beach! LoL!
Back to NatureWhat did the beach say to the tide when in came in?Answer: Long time, no sea.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?Answer: Nothing, it just waved.
What did the tree wear at the beach?Answer: Swimming trunks!
What do pigs bring to the beach?Answer: A surfBOARd.
What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?
What do you call a cat who lives at the beach?Answer: Sandy claws.
What do you call a labrador at the beach in August?Answer: A hot dog
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?Answer: A life-gourd.
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?Answer: A sand witch!
What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?Answer: A speedo
What is the best day to go to the beach?Answer: Sunday, of course!
What's the best day to go to the beach?Answer: Sunday
What's the best kind of sandwich for the beach?Answer: Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Where do squirrels go during the summer?Answer: Beech trees.
Who is the ruler of the beach?Answer: The Sand-witch!
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?Answer: Something fishy was going on.
Why didn’t the poodle want to go to the beach?Answer: It didn’t want to be a hot dog.
Why do people swim at salt water beaches?Answer: Because a pepper beach would make them sneeze.
Why was the detective at the beach?Answer: There was a crime wave!
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