Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny weekday jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about weekday are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about weekday! LoL!
Name two days of the week that start with “t”.
On which day are ghosts most scary?Answer: Fright-day!
What are the two strongest days of the week?Answer: They are Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weak (week) days.
What day do chickens hate most?Answer: Fry-days!
What day do ghosts do their howling?Answer: On Moan-day!
What day to chickens hate most?Answer: Fry-days!
What day to eggs hate the most?Answer: Fry-days!
What four days of the week start with the letter T?
What is Spiderman’s favorite day of the week?Answer: Flyday
What occurs twice in a week, once in a year but never in a day?
What's the best day to go to the beach?Answer: Sunday
Which day of the week does Tigger eat the most?Answer: Chewsday
Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?Answer: It’s a weak day.
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