Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny candle jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about candle are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about candle! LoL!
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: None. They use candles.
Is a candle happy or sad when you put it out?Answer: Neither, it's de-lighted.
What burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?Answer: Neither, they both burn shorter
What did the older Hanukkah candle say to the younger one?Answer: Whoa, a talking menorah.
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?Answer: Neither, candles always burn shorter!
What's the most stressful thing about being a dragon?Answer: Trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.
Why did the mouse eat a candle?Answer: For some light refreshment!
Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?Answer: Because it's hard to light them from the bottom.
Why was the candle mad at his friend?Answer: He blew him off.
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