Funny birthday jokes

How old was the cave man on his birthday?

Answer: Stone Age

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Happy
Happy who?
Happy birthday to you!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda wish you a happy birthday!

What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?

Answer: It's roar birthday!

What do rabbits sing at birthday parties?

Answer: Hoppy birthday to you…

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Answer: Angel food cake.

What do you always get on your birthday?

Answer: Another year older!

What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?

Answer: They both need good batters.

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?

Answer: Mice cream and cake!

What does a turtle do on it’s birthday?

Answer: It shellebrates!

What does Dora the Explorer drive to a birthday party?

Answer: A Ford Fiesta!

What does every birthday end with?

Answer: The letter Y

What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?

Answer: Angel food cake.

What kind of cake does the Ice Queen like to eat on her birthday?

Answer: The flavor doesn’t matter as long as it has lots of frosting.

What sort of birthday food do ghosts prefer?

Answer: I scream cake!

What's the most stressful thing about being a dragon?

Answer: Trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

Answer: When it’s been sliced.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

Answer: In a cat-alogue!

Why did the snowman tell his wife his birthday cake tasted like a booger cake?

Answer: It was a carrot cake.

Why do candles always go on the top of cakes?

Answer: Because it's hard to light them from the bottom.

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Answer: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

Why do we put candles on top of birthday cakes?

Answer: It’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

Answer: There was a birthday potty!

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.