Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny tiger jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about tiger are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about tiger! LoL!
How are tigers are like sergeants in the army?Answer: They both wear stripes!
How do tigers describe themselves?Answer: Purr-fect!
How do you take a tiger’s temperature?Answer: Very carefully!
How does a tiger greet the other animals in the field?Answer: Pleased to eat you!
What did the tiger eat after having his tooth pulled?Answer: The dentist!
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?Answer: It's roar birthday!
What do you call a tiger with glasses on?Answer: A scientist tiger
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth's tusk?Answer: A saber toothed tiger.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?Answer: A stripey sweater!
What does Calvin feed Hobbes?Answer: Nothing he's already stuffed.
What does the tiger say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?Answer: Let us prey.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?Answer: A tiger moth!
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?Answer: He felt funny!
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?Answer: A tiger lily!
What's a tiger running a copy machine called?Answer: A copycat!
Where does a tiger sleep?Answer: Anywhere he wants to!
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?Answer: He was looking for pooh.
Why do tigers have stripes?Answer: So they don’t get spotted!
Why don't tigers like fast food?Answer: Because they can't catch it!
Would you rather have a tiger eat your or a lion?Answer: I would rather have a tiger eat a lion.
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