Funny flower jokes

How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?

Answer: Bring her flours.

What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?

Answer: Fore-get-me-nots.

What did the bee say to the flower?

Answer: Hello honey.

What did the big flower say to the little one?

Answer: You’re really growing, bud!

What do cartographers give their sweethearts on Valentine's Day?

Answer: Compass roses!

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

Answer: A power plant!

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Answer: Bicycle petals!

What do you get when you plant kisses?

Answer: Tulips

What flower gives the most kisses on Valentines Day?

Answer: Tulips

What is a bee's favorite type of flower?

Answer: A Bee-gonia

What is a frog's favorite flower?

Answer: Croak-us!

What is Spring's favorite kind of pickles?

Answer: Daffo-dills!

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Answer: A tiger lily!

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Answer: Tulips

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?

Answer: Cauliflowers

What kind of garden does a baker have?

Answer: A “flour” garden.

What kind of lion never roars?

Answer: A dandelion

Where do roses sleep at night?

Answer: In their flowerbed.

Which flower talks the most?

Answer: Tulips, because they have two lips!

Why are A’s like flowers?

Answer: Because bee’s come after them!

Why are flowers so lazy?

Answer: Because they’re always in a bed.

Why are so many leprechauns florists?

Answer: They have green thumbs!

Why did the cactus cross the road?

Answer: Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.

Why does "A" look like a flower?

Answer: Because "B" follows it!

Why is the letter A like a flower?

Answer: A bee comes after it!