Funny road jokes

How did the frozen chicken cross the road?

Answer: In a shopping bag.

If you’re on a hike and find a fork in the road, what do you do?

Answer: Stop for lunch.

What do bees use to build roads?

Answer: Nec-tar.

What do you call a groundhog who drives in the center of the road?

Answer: A road hog.

What do you call a robot driving in a car?

Answer: A Roadbot

Why did Adele cross the road?

Answer: To sing, "Hello from the other side"

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?

Answer: Because Draco did.

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?

Answer: He was forced to!

Why did Harry Potter cross the road?

Answer: That where he left his broomstick!

Why did Pooh cross the road?

Answer: To get to the honey tree.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the middle of the road?

Answer: So you’ll never know which side he’s on.

Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?

Answer: It ran out of juice.

Why did the bee cross the road?

Answer: Just bee-cause

Why did the booger cross the road?

Answer: Because he was being picked on.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

Answer: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why did the bunny cross the road?

Answer: He wanted to prove he could hip hop!

Why did the cactus cross the road?

Answer: Because he was stuck to the chicken's back.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: She didn’t want the other chickens to notice that she farted.

Why did the chickens cross the road?

Answer: They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Why did the clown cross the road?

Answer: To get his rubber chicken!

Why did the cow cross the road?

Answer: To get to the udder side!

Why did the Creeper cross the road?

Answer: To get to the other ssssside!

Why did the egg cross the road?

Answer: To get to the shell station.

Why did the fox cross the road?

Answer: To look for the chicken.

Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?

Answer: Because he ran out of juice.

Why did the horse cross the road?

Answer: Because the chicken needed a day off.

Why did the penguin cross the road twice?

Answer: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Answer: Because the chicken was out of order!

Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

Answer: She wanted to stretch her legs.

Why did the snake cross the road?

Answer: To get to the other s-s-s-side!

Why did the tornado cross the road?

Answer: To get the road to the other side.

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

Answer: To prove he wasn't a chicken!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer: To get to thanksgiving

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a wolf waiting for him on the other side.