Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny airplane jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about airplane are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about airplane! LoL!
How do rabbits travel?Answer: By hareplane.
How does cupid visit his girlfriend?Answer: On an arrow-plane!
How often do airplanes crash?
What did the doctor say to the man who got sick at the airport?Answer: It’s a terminal illness
What do you call a flying policeman?Answer: A heli-copper!
What do you call a helicopter with a cold?Answer: A heli-coughter
What do you call the movie where pilots fight to take off?Answer: The Hanger Games.
What do you call the Swiss president’s airplane?Answer: Tobler One.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?Answer: A Boeing Constrictor.
What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician?Answer: A flying sorcerer.
What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?Answer: Time flies!
What has a nose and flies but can’t smell?Answer: An airplane!
What is a vampire’s favourite airline?Answer: Scare Canada!
Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?Answer: Kitty-hawk.
Why did the airplane get sent to his room?Answer: Bad altitude.
Why did the kid study in the airplane?Answer: Because he wanted a higher education!
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?Answer: Because it was overbooked!
Why did the students study in the airplane?Answer: Because they wanted higher grades.
Do you have a funny joke about airplane that you would like to share? Click here to submit your joke!
Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for more great jokes for kids.