Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny clock jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about clock are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about clock! LoL!
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?Answer: Look, Grandpa! No hands!
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?Answer: A coffin break.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?Answer: A waist of time
What do you call a dog that can tell time?Answer: A watch dog!
What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?Answer: A watchdog
What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?Answer: Time flies!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?Answer: Time to get a new watch!
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?Answer: Time to get a new clock.
When does a clock strike thirteen?Answer: When it's broken!
Why did the girl sit on a clock?Answer: To be on time!
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window?Answer: He wanted to see time fly.
Why was the boy sitting on his watch?Answer: Because he wanted to be on time.
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