Funny elephant jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny elephant jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about elephant are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about elephant! LoL!

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Do elephants snore?
How can you tell elephants love to travel?
How do elephants talk to each other long distance?
How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?
How do you know there is an elephant in the fridge?
What did the dog say to the elephant?
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

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What do elephants have that no other animal does?
What do elephants smell like after taking a bath?
What do you call an elephant riding on the school bus?
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a potato?
What do you give a seasick elephant?
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
What game do ants play with elephants?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is the biggest type of ant?
What the same size and shape of an elephant and weighs nothing?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?
What time is it when an elephant stands on your skateboard?
What's big and grey with horns?
What's the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes?
What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?
What’s as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing?
What’s big, grey and falls from trees in Autumn?
What’s pink and stuck between an elephant’s toes?
What’s the difference between elephants and bananas?
Where do baby elephants come from?
Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?
Why do elephants never forget?
Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?
Why don’t elephants use computers?

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