Funny farm jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny farm jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about farm are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about farm! LoL!

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How did the farmer fix his jeans?
How did the farmer fix his jeans?
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
What do you get when you cross a garden worm and a young goat?
What kind of key has no lock?

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What kind of key has no lock?
What looks like half a donkey?
Why did the farmer bury all his money?
Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?
Why didn’t the farmer’s son study medicine?

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