Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny farm jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about farm are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about farm! LoL!
Back to AnimalHow did the farmer fix his jeans?Answer: With a cabbage patch!
How did the farmer fix his jeans?Answer: With a cabbage patch!
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?Answer: Hog and kisses!
What do you call a donkey with three legs?Answer: A Wonkey.
What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?Answer: A cockerpoodledoo!
What do you get when you cross a garden worm and a young goat?Answer: A dirty kid.
What kind of key has no lock?Answer: A turkey
What kind of key has no lock?Answer: A turkey
What looks like half a donkey?Answer: The other half of a donkey.
Why did the farmer bury all his money?Answer: To make his soil rich!
Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?Answer: He was trying to grow a water-melon.
Why didn’t the farmer’s son study medicine?Answer: Because he wanted to go into a different field!
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