Latest jokes for kids

What did the prankster do for April fools day?

Answer: He did not prank!

How do you get a witch to itch?

Answer: You take away the 'w'

What did the boat say when he was not feeling well?

Answer: I need to go to the dock.

What did the mermaid say to the merman who wouldn't share his cake with anyone?

Answer: You are so shell-fish!

What kind of water does an Angel like?

Answer: Holy Water!

Where did the pencil go for it's summer vacation?

Answer: It went to Pencil-vania!

What famous singer sings with cats int background?

Answer: Oprah Whisker

What contry did candy come from?

Answer: Sweetland or Candyland

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf the keys.

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Answer: Because the players dribble!

What kind of keys are sweet?

Answer: Cookies!

Which country is fastest?

Answer: Russia

Why was the math book crying?

Answer: It had lots of problems!

What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?

Answer: Sum-mer

What is the center of gravity?

Answer: The letter V