Funny space jokes

How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

Answer: When it’s full.

How far can you see on a clear day?

Answer: 150 million kilometres, from here to the Sun.

What did one shooting star say to the other?

Answer: Pleased to meteor.

What did the librarian say to the astronaut?

Answer: Find space for a book.

What did the martians wear to Mother’s Day dinner?

Answer: Space suits.

What did Venus say to Saturn?

Answer: Give me a ring sometime!

What do aliens wear to weddings?

Answer: Space suits!

What do planets like to read?

Answer: Comet books!

What do space cows say?

Answer: Mooooo-n.

What do you call a crazy man in space?

Answer: An astro-nut!

What do you call a pan spinning through space?

Answer: An unidentified frying object.

What do you call a wizard in space?

Answer: A flying saucer-er.

What do you call a wizard who comes from outer space?

Answer: A flying sorcerer.

What do you call an Easter Egg from Outer space?

Answer: An Egg-stra-terrestrial!

What do you give an alien?

Answer: Some space!

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?

Answer: A marsbar!

What is an alien’s favorite website?

Answer: Space-book!

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer?

Answer: The space bar!

What is an astronaut's favorite music?

Answer: Space rock

What is an astronauts favorite snack?

Answer: Space Chips.

What is the center of gravity?

Answer: The letter V

What kind of bee goes into space?

Answer: Buzz Aldrin

What kind of music do planets sing?

Answer: Neptunes.

What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space?

Answer: You have to planet.

Whats the astronauts favorite part of the computer?

Answer: The space bar

When do astronauts eat?

Answer: At launch time

Where do Martians get their eggs?

Answer: From the little green hen!

Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

Answer: A parking meteor!

Which tennis player is really a space alien?

Answer: Venus Williams

Why can’t astronauts play golf in outer space?

Answer: Too many black holes.

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Answer: Because it was full.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

Answer: He was looking for his buddy Pluto.

Why did the aliens need maids on their space ships?

Answer: To clean up the cosmic dust.

Why did the astronaut bring paint and paper on his trip?

Answer: So he could do space crafts.

Why did the astronaut go on the Internet?

Answer: To go inter space

Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

Answer: It wanted to see the mooooooon!

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Answer: To visit the milky way.

Why is NASA so interested in light years?

Answer: They have less calories…