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Back to AnimalCan bees fly in the rain?Answer: Not without their little yellow jackets!
How do bees get to school?Answer: They take the school buzz, of course!
How do bees travel to trees?Answer: They take the buzz.
How do you know that bees are happy?Answer: Because they hum while they work.
How do you shoot a killer bee?Answer: With a bee-bee gun
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some water.
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?Answer: A spelling bee.
What did the bee say to the flower?Answer: Hello honey.
What did the bees do after they got married?Answer: They went on a honeymoon.
What do bees order at McDonalds?Answer: Humburgers
What do bees use for bird watching?Answer: Bee-noculars
What do bees use to build roads?Answer: Nec-tar.
What do bees write in their Valentine's cards?Answer: Honey bee mine.
What do you call a bee born in May?Answer: A may-bee
What do you call a bee explorer?Answer: Christopher Colum-buzz
What do you call a bee who's having a bad hair day?Answer: A frisbee.
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?Answer: Bee-witched
What do you call a bee you can't understand?Answer: A mumble bee.
What do you call a cyborg bee?Answer: The Pollinator!
What do you call a little bee?Answer: A babee
What do you get if you cross a bee with a doorbell?Answer: A Hum-Dinger!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?Answer: An animal that stinks as it stings.
What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?Answer: Bee stings on his bottom!
What is a bee's favorite type of flower?Answer: A Bee-gonia
What kind of bee can’t make up its mind?Answer: A maybe
What kind of bee goes into space?Answer: Buzz Aldrin
What kind of bee is good for you?Answer: Vitamin Bee
What letter can hurt you if it gets too close?Answer: B (bee)
What type of haircut do bees get?Answer: Buzzcuts!
What vehicle a Bee would want to ride?Answer: A beecycle
What's a bee's favorite Disney movie?Answer: Beauty And The Bees.
What's a bee's favorite sport?Answer: Rug-bee
Where do bees catch a bus?Answer: A buzz stop!
Where do bees go on holiday?Answer: Stingapore and Beejing!
Where do bees keep their money?Answer: In a honey box
Where do bees sit?Answer: On their bee-hinds.
Which is the bees favourite TV channel?Answer: The BeeBee C
Which music bands do bees love best?Answer: The Bee-tles and the Bee Gees.
Who is a bee's favorite classical composer?Answer: Bee-thoven
Why are A’s like flowers?Answer: Because bee’s come after them!
Why did the bee cross the road?Answer: Just bee-cause
Why did the hornet serve honeycrisp apples?Answer: Bee cause
Why do bees have sticky hair?Answer: Because they use honey combs!
Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?Answer: Because he is stuffed with hunny.
Why is the letter A like a flower?Answer: A bee comes after it!
Why was the bee mad?Answer: You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
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