Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny hair jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about hair are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about hair! LoL!
Back to PeopleHow do hair stylists speed up their job?Answer: They take short cuts!
How does the moon cut his hair?Answer: Eclipse it.
How to hair stylists speed up their job?Answer: They take short cuts.
What do mummies put in their hair?Answer: Scare spray
What do witches put in their hair?Answer: Scare spray!
What do witches put on their hair?Answer: Scare spray!
What do you call a bee who's having a bad hair day?Answer: A frisbee.
What do you call a hairless poodle?Answer: A noodle.
What does a witch use to do her hair?Answer: Scarespray!
What kind of hair do oceans have?Answer: Wavy.
What makes music on your hair?Answer: A headband.
Where do people in Antarctica get their hair cut?Answer: At the brrr-brrr shop
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?Answer: The Baa baa shop!
Why did the barber win the race?Answer: Because he took a short cut.
Why do bees have sticky hair?Answer: Because they use honey combs!
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