Funny moon jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny moon jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about moon are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about moon! LoL!

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Showing all 12 moon jokes for kids

How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
How does the moon cut his hair?
How much is the moon worth?
What dance can you see in the night sky?
What squirms and howls at the moon?
When is the moon heaviest?

More moon jokes for kids below

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
Why couldn’t the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full moon?
Why was the Moon so sad?

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