Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny moon jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about moon are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about moon! LoL!
Back to NatureHow do you know when the moon has enough to eat?Answer: When it’s full.
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?Answer: When it’s full!
How does the moon cut his hair?Answer: Eclipse it.
How much is the moon worth?Answer: One dollar, because it has four quarters.
What dance can you see in the night sky?Answer: The moon walk!
What squirms and howls at the moon?Answer: Wereworms
When is the moon heaviest?Answer: When it's full
Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?Answer: Because it was full.
Why couldn’t the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?Answer: It was full.
Why did the cow go in the spaceship?Answer: It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full moon?Answer: She needed to change.
Why was the Moon so sad?Answer: He was going through his phases
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