Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny dance jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about dance are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about dance! LoL!
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?Answer: You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?Answer: You put a boogie in it.
Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?Answer: Sure, order a burger and a shake!
What dance can you see in the night sky?Answer: The moon walk!
What dance was very popular in 1776?Answer: Indepen-dance!
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?Answer: A banana shake!
What is a snake's favorite dance?Answer: The mamba!
What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?Answer: Hip hop
What kind of monster is the best dancer?Answer: The boogieman
What was the most popular dance in 1776?Answer: Indepen-dance
What was the rabbit’s favorite dance?Answer: The bunny hop.
What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?Answer: The glitterbug
What’s a tomato’s favorite dance?Answer: The salsa!
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?Answer: The turkey trot.
When do you know a banana wants to dance?Answer: When you see a banana shake!
Where do hamburgers go to dance?Answer: They go to the meat-ball.
Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine's Day to dance?Answer: The Meat Ball!
Where do penguins go to dance?Answer: The snow ball!
Where do snowmen love to dance?Answer: At a snow ball.
Where does a sink go dancing?Answer: The Dish-co
Which dance will a duck never do?Answer: The foxtrot
Why are poodles terrible dancers?Answer: They have two left feet!
Why did the dinosaur go to the disco?Answer: Because he was a Disco-saurus!
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?Answer: Because they put on the salsa.
Why didn't the skeleton dance?Answer: Because he had no body to dance with!
Why didn’t the scarecrow go to the dance?Answer: He had no body to dance with.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?Answer: Because he had nobody to dance with!
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