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Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?Answer: Yes, it cracked me up!
What dance was very popular in 1776?Answer: Indepen-dance!
What did one US flag say to the other?Answer: Nothing, it just waved!
What did the visitor say as he left the Statue of Liberty?Answer: Keep in torch!
What do you call doing 2,000 pounds of laundry?Answer: Washing-ton!
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?Answer: Ice Cream
What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?Answer: Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer!
What is the capital of Washington?Answer: W!
What is the smartest state?Answer: Alabama, it has four A's and one B!
What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?Answer: Liberty!
What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?Answer: A bald beagle!
When did George Washington die?Answer: Just before they buried him.
Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?Answer: At the chopping mall!
Where did the pencil go for vacation?Answer: To Pennsylvania.
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?Answer: On their feet
Where do American wolves live?Answer: Hairizona
Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?Answer: Times Square
Where do pencils go for vacation?Answer: Pencil-vania
Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for American trees?Answer: Montreeal
Which state has the greatest number of jokes?Answer: Pennsylvania
Why does the Mississippi river see so well?Answer: Because it has 4 eyes!
Why is Alabama the smartest state?Answer: Because it has four A’s and a B.
Why is it easy to get into Florida?Answer: Because there are so many keys.
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?Answer: Because they’re both cracked!
Why were the early American settlers like ants?Answer: Because they lived in colonies.
Why were the first Americans like ants?Answer: They lived in colonies
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