Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny reindeer jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about reindeer are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about reindeer! LoL!
Back to HolidayIf your reindeer lost his tail, where would you go to buy him a new one?Answer: A retail store!
What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?Answer: Nothing, reindeer can't talk.
What do you call a reindeer who wears earmuffs?Answer: Anything you want! He can’t hear you!
What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?Answer: RUDE-olph!
What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?Answer: Reiiindeer
What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?Answer: Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer!
What is the wettest animal at the North Pole?Answer: The rain-deer
What rains at the North Pole?Answer: Reindeer
What’s the best reason to celebrate Hanukkah instead of Christmas?Answer: No roof damage from the reindeer
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?Answer: Because he didn't want to be recognised!
Why does Rudolf have a Glowing Red Nose?Answer: So Santa could find him quick when it is Christmas!
Why is Prancer always wet?Answer: Because he's a "rain"-deer!
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