Funny santa jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

Answer: You can sense his presents.

How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?

Answer: Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!

What do call Santa when he stops moving?

Answer: Santa Pause

What do Santa’s elves learn in school?

Answer: The elf-abet

What do Santa’s helpers eat to warm up?

Answer: Elf-abet soup.

What do they call cowboy Santa?

Answer: Jolly rancher!

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

Answer: Santa Pause

What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?

Answer: A Christmas Quacker

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Answer: Santa Clues!

What do you get when Santa becomes a detective?

Answer: Santa CLUES!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Answer: Claustrophobia

What is claustrophobia?

Answer: A huge fear of Santa Claus.

What is the fear of Santa Claus called?

Answer: Claustrophobia

What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride?

Answer: A Holly Davidson!

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Answer: North Polish

What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?

Answer: Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!

What’s the best thing to give Santa for Christmas?

Answer: A list of everything you want!

Who brings teeth gifts for Christmas?

Answer: Santa Floss.

Who gives presents to baby sharks?

Answer: Santa Jaws!

Why did Santa go to music school?

Answer: So he could improve his wrapping skills

Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?

Answer: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Why does Santa have a garden?

Answer: So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!

Why does Santa work at the North Pole?

Answer: Because the penguins kicked him out of the South Pole!

Why is Santa always so happy?

Answer: He likes to live in the present!

Why is Santa good at karate?

Answer: He has a black belt.

Why is Santa so good at karate?

Answer: Because he has a black belt!