Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny christmas jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about christmas are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about christmas! LoL!
Back to HolidayHow do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?Answer: Fleece Navidad!
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?Answer: Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!
In what year does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?Answer: EVERY year!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Name the child's favorite Christmas king?Answer: A stocking.
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?Answer: Silent Night.
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?Answer: The letter “Y”
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?Answer: It’s Christmas, Eve!
What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?Answer: Jungle bells, Jungle bells…
What do monkeys sing around Christmas time?Answer: Jungle Bells!
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?Answer: Merry Christmas to ewe!
What do they call cowboy Santa?Answer: Jolly rancher!
What do wild animals sing at Christmas time?Answer: Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?Answer: RUDE-olph!
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?Answer: A Christmas Quacker
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?Answer: Tinselitus
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?Answer: Jingle smells!
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and a IPad?Answer: A pineapple.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?Answer: A cookie sheet.
What does Rudolph want for Christmas?Answer: A pony sleigh station!
What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?Answer: Jungle bells, jungle bells
What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?Answer: He got 12 months.
What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?Answer: You get tinselitus
What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?Answer: Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer!
What kind of bug hates Christmas?Answer: A humbug
What kind of money do they use at the North Pole?Answer: Cold cash!
What kind of pizza do you order on Christmas?Answer: Cheeses Crust
What's red and green and guides Santa's sleigh?Answer: Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?Answer: Your teeth!
What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?Answer: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What’s a parent’s favorite Christmas carol?Answer: Silent Night!
What’s the best reason to celebrate Hanukkah instead of Christmas?Answer: No roof damage from the reindeer
What’s the best thing to give Santa for Christmas?Answer: A list of everything you want!
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?Answer: Beast Buy
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?Answer: In the dictionary
Where would you find chili beans?Answer: At the North Pole!
Who brings teeth gifts for Christmas?Answer: Santa Floss.
Who gives dogs Christmas presents?Answer: Santa Paws
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?Answer: Santa Jaws!
Why can't the Christmas tree stand up?Answer: It doesn't have legs.
Why can’t Christmas trees sew?Answer: They always drop their needles.
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?Answer: Because he didn't want to be recognised!
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?Answer: Because of all the wrapping!
Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?Answer: Because of all the wrapping!
Why does Santa have a garden?Answer: So he can hoe, hoe, hoe!
Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?Answer: Because it was Decembrrrr!
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