Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny christian jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about christian are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about christian! LoL!
How does Moses make his coffee?Answer: Hebrews it.
What animal could Noah not trust?Answer: Cheetah
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?Answer: It’s Christmas, Eve!
What do we have that Adam never had?Answer: Ancestors
What kind of car does Jesus typically drive?Answer: A Christler.
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?Answer: Floodlights
What time of day was Adam created?Answer: A little before Eve.
What’s Jesus’ favorite sports movie?Answer: Miracle
What’s the best way to study the Bible?Answer: You Luke into it.
Who do mice pray to?Answer: Cheesus
Who was the fastest runner in the race?Answer: Adam. He was first in the human race.
Why didn’t Noah ever go fishing?Answer: He only had two worms.
Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?Answer: Because Noah was always standing on the deck
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