Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny movie jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about movie are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about movie! LoL!
Back to EntertainmentDo you hear about the Minecraft movie?Answer: It’s a blockbuster.
What do you call an overweight E.T.?Answer: Extra Cholesterol!
What do you call the movie where pilots fight to take off?Answer: The Hanger Games.
What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store?Answer: Guardians of the Galaxy
What does a cow do for fun?Answer: Goes to the mooo-vies.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?Answer: Licence to Krill
What is a dentist’s favorite movie?Answer: Plaque to the future.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?Answer: Pie hard.
What was the dolphin’s favorite movie?Answer: A Dolphin Tale.
What was the most popular kids' movie in Ancient Greece?Answer: Troy Story
What's a bee's favorite Disney movie?Answer: Beauty And The Bees.
What's a robot's favourite film?Answer: Raiders of the Lost Spark
What’s a llama’s favorite movie?Answer: Llamadeus!
What’s a pig’s best karate move?Answer: The pork chop!
What’s Jesus’ favorite sports movie?Answer: Miracle
Where did the cow family go on Mother’s Day?Answer: The moo-vies
Where do cows go for entertainment?Answer: The moo-vies!
Where do cows go on the first date?Answer: To the moooovies!
Where do mermaids see movies?Answer: At the dive-in!
Where do penguins go to the movies?Answer: At the dive-in!
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?Answer: He couldn't fit in the elevator.
Why did the bunny like the action movie?Answer: It was hare-raising.
Why did the duck go to the movie theater?Answer: He really liked the book.
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