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Back to AnimalHow did the dolphin feel after winning the race?Answer: Dolphintastic!
How does a group of dolphins decide on something?Answer: Flipper coin!
How does a mermaid make friends with a dolphin?Answer: On porpoise!
If dolphins lived on land, which country would they live in?Answer: Finland
What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?Answer: Her glass flipper.
What do dolphin use for money?Answer: Sand dollars!
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?Answer: Can you please be more Pacific?
What is a dolphin’s favorite game show?Answer: Whale of fortune.
What was the dolphin’s favorite movie?Answer: A Dolphin Tale.
Where do dolphins sleep?Answer: In water beds.
Where do women dolphins keep their money?Answer: In their octopurse.
Why did the dolphin cross the road?Answer: To get to the other tide.
Why did the dolphin feel grumpy?Answer: He ate too many crabs.
Why do dolphins have two eyes?Answer: So they can see underwater!
Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?Answer: Because they work below C-Level.
Why don’t dolphins play tennis?Answer: Because they’re afraid of the net.
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