Funny sleep jokes

How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Answer: Sleep at night.

How do you know when someone is sleeping like a log?

Answer: When you hear them sawing.

What did the little boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Answer: Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Answer: A dino-snore!

What do you call a sleeping pizza?

Answer: A piZZZZZZa.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

Answer: A stega-snore-us.

What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed?

Answer: Find somewhere an else to sleep!

What’s another name for a sleeping bag?

Answer: A nap sack.

Where do books sleep?

Answer: Under their covers!

Where do dolphins sleep?

Answer: In water beds.

Where do Fortniters sleep?

Answer: In a nite fort!

Where do roses sleep at night?

Answer: In their flowerbed.

Where does a librarian sleep?

Answer: Between the covers!

Where does a mermaid sleep?

Answer: A waterbed.

Where does a spy sleep?

Answer: Undercover!

Where does a tiger sleep?

Answer: Anywhere he wants to!

Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

Answer: So he could have sweet dreams!

Why did the clown wear loud socks!

Answer: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep!

Why did the man run around his bed?

Answer: To catch up on his sleep.

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Answer: For rest.

Why do bicycles fall asleep?

Answer: Because they’re tired.

Why do people take naps on the toilet?

Answer: Because it's a restroom!

Why should you always be quiet in church?

Answer: Because people might be sleeping!

Why was night baseball started?

Answer: Because bats like to sleep in the daytime.

Why was the special agent sleeping on the job?

Answer: He was under cover...