Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny library jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about library are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about library! LoL!
Back to BuildingDo you know how many librarians it takes to screw in a lightbulb?Answer: No, but I know where you can look it up!
What building in your town has the most stories?
What did the librarian say to the astronaut?Answer: Find space for a book.
What did the snake say to the noisy children at the library?Answer: Ssssss
What do you call a sunburned librarian?Answer: Well red.
What does the Mummy do when he goes to the library?Answer: He gets wrapped up in a good book!
What section of the library can you get biten by a snake?Answer: Hissssssstory
What vegetables to librarians like?Answer: Quiet peas.
Where does a librarian sleep?Answer: Between the covers!
Why did people stop going to the library?Answer: Because they heard it was all booked!
Why did the fish go to the library?Answer: To find some bookworms!
Why doesn't the librarian drive?Answer: He books flights.
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