Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny mummy jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about mummy are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about mummy! LoL!
Did you hear about the angry mummy?Answer: He flipped his lid!
Did you hear about the tense mummy?Answer: He was all wound up!
Do mummies enjoy being mummies?Answer: Of corpse!
Do mummies like being mummies?Answer: Of corpse!
How do mummies hide?Answer: They use masking tape.
How do mummies tell their future?Answer: They read their horror-scope.
What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?Answer: I want my mummy!
What did one pyramid say to the other?Answer: How’s your mummy!
What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?Answer: Mummy’s home!
What do mummies put in their hair?Answer: Scare spray
What do they say at ancient Egyptian funeral homes?Answer: Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your mummy back!
What do you call an Egyptian doctor?Answer: Cairo-practor.
What does the Mummy do when he goes to the library?Answer: He gets wrapped up in a good book!
What job do mummies do during the holidays?Answer: They’re gift wrappers.
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?Answer: Any old girl he can dig up!
What kind of makeup do Egyptian mummies wear?Answer: Mas-scare-a
What kind of music do mummies like?Answer: Wrap
What kind of music does a mummy like best?Answer: Wrap music
What was the mummy’s favorite football team?Answer: The Mummy Dolphins
When do mummies have breakfast?Answer: As soon as they catch you!
Where did the cow family go on Mother’s Day?Answer: The moo-vies
Where do baby mummies stay during the day?Answer: Day-scare
Where do mummies go swimming?Answer: The Dead Sea.
Which is the most special Sunday in Egypt?Answer: Mummy’s Day.
Which underwear does King Tut wear?Answer: Fruit of the tomb!
Why couldn't the mummy answer the phone?Answer: She was tied up.
Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch?Answer: He couldn’t spell.
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?Answer: It was just trying to be like its mummy.
Why did the mummy walk out of his tomb after 1000 years?Answer: He figured he was old enough to leave home.
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?Answer: Because of all the wrapping!
Why do mummies like holiday gifts?Answer: Because of all of the wrappings.
Why don’t mummies go on camping?Answer: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
Why was the Egyptian kid confused?Answer: His daddy was his mummy!
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