Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny scarecrow jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about scarecrow are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about scarecrow! LoL!
What did the scarecrow say to the first little pig?Answer: Gimme my hay back!
What did the scarecrow want to be for the circus?Answer: The strawng man.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?Answer: Straw-berries.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?Answer: Straw-berries
What is a scarecrow’s favorite holiday food?Answer: Stuffing
What is the scarecrow’s favorite Thanksgiving dish?Answer: He likes his stuffing.
Who is the most famous scarecrow detective?Answer: Strawlock Holmes.
Who stole the scarecrow?Answer: The first little pig.
Why did the Scarecrow avoid hanging out with cows?Answer: Because it could cost him his arms and legs.
Why did the scarecrow climb up the tree?Answer: A cow wanted to eat him.
Why did the scarecrow have to be the one to feed the horses?Answer: He pick the short straw.
Why did the scarecrow win a medal?Answer: He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?Answer: Because he was out-standing in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?Answer: Because he was out-standing in his field.
Why didn’t the scarecrow go to the dance?Answer: He had no body to dance with.
Why don’t scarecrows eat?Answer: Their already stuffed.
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