Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny vehicle jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about vehicle are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about vehicle! LoL!
How did the lobster get to the ocean?Answer: By shell-icopter.
How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat while your driving?Answer: Tell him to come bark in the front seat!
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Sheeps
Sheeps who?
Sheeps BAAA they don't hoot!
What do you call a sleeping bull?Answer: A bulldoser.
What has four wheels and flies?Answer: A garbage truck
What kind of driver never gets a ticket?Answer: A screwdriver
Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?Answer: Inside
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