Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny train jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about train are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about train! LoL!
How can you tell a train just went by?Answer: You can see it’s tracks!
How did the locomotive get so good at it’s job?Answer: Training
How do locomotives hear?Answer: Through the engineers!
How do you find a missing train?Answer: Follow the tracks.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Quintus.
Quintus who?
Quintus the next train arrive?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wenceslas.
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home?
What do you call a locomotive with a cold?Answer: Achoo achoo train.
What do you call a pretend railway?Answer: A play station
What do you call a train loaded with bubble gum?Answer: A chew-chew train.
What do you call a train that eats toffee?Answer: A chew, chew train.
What do you call a train that sneezes?Answer: Achoo-choo train.
What happened to the man that took the 5 o’clock train home?Answer: He had to give it back!
What is as big as a steam locomotive, but weighs nothing?
What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?Answer: A LOCOmotive.
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?Answer: When it’s on the train.
Why are ghosts no good at running a railway?Answer: Because they can’t even put on a skeleton service!
Why are the railroad tracks angry?Answer: Because people are always crossing them.
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?Answer: They only run a skeleton service.
Why is that train engine humming?Answer: It doesn’t know the words.
Why was the train late?Answer: It kept getting side tracked.
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