Funny rabbit jokes

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?

Answer: He was a millionhare!

How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?

Answer: Look for the grey hares

How do bunnies stay fit?

Answer: Hare-robics.

How do rabbits travel?

Answer: By hareplane.

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

Answer: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur shiny?

Answer: With hare spray!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Answer: Egg-xercise!

What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Answer: Do you want to grab a bite?

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

Answer: It’s been nice gnawing you!

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Answer: Go on a bunnymoon!

What do bunnies like to do at the mall?

Answer: Shop ‘til they hop.

What do rabbits do after their wedding?

Answer: Go on their bunny moon!

What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?

Answer: Baby rabbits.

What do rabbits put in their computers?

Answer: Hoppy disks!

What do rabbits sing at birthday parties?

Answer: Hoppy birthday to you…

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?

Answer: A funny bunny!

What do you call a rabbit who is angry over gettting burnt?

Answer: A hot cross bunny

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Answer: Bugs Bunny!

What do you call a very rich bunny?

Answer: Billion-hare.

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?

Answer: Bugs Bunny!

What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?

Answer: Bugs bunny.

What do you get if you cross an insect with a rabbit?

Answer: Bugs bunny!

What do you get when you cross a frog and a bunny?

Answer: A ribbit

What do you get when you cross a toad with a rabbit?

Answer: A bunny ribbit.

What do you get when you cross rabbit with Winnie the Pooh?

Answer: A honey bunny.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

Answer: Hot cross bunnies.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

Answer: They lived hoppily ever after!

What is a bunny’s motto?

Answer: Don’t be mad, be hoppy!

What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?

Answer: Jelly beans!

What kind of books do rabbits like to read?

Answer: Stories with hoppy endings.

What kind of music do bunnies like?

Answer: Hip Hop.

What stories does the Easter Bunny like best?

Answer: The ones with happy eggings!

What was the rabbit’s favorite dance?

Answer: The bunny hop.

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?

Answer: Bunny farts

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

Answer: When it’s on the train.

Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?

Answer: The bunny hill.

Why did the bunny cross the road?

Answer: He wanted to prove he could hip hop!

Why did the bunny like the action movie?

Answer: It was hare-raising.