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Back to AnimalMike: Please help me Mr. Magician! I am a very silly person!
Mike: Nobody likes me!
Mr. Magician: Abracadabra!
Mike (Who turns into a cat): Meow!
Mr. Magician: Now you can be as silly as you want and everyone will still love you.
What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner?Answer: Chocolate Mouse
What did the banana say to the cat?Answer: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk!
What did the lazy cat say to the mouse?Answer: Catch ya later.
What do cats eat for breakfast?Answer: Mice Krispies.
What do you call a cat who lives at the beach?Answer: Sandy claws.
What do you call a tornado full of cats?Answer: A Cat-astrophe!
What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?Answer: A sour puss.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?Answer: Mice cream and cake!
What famous singer sings with cats int background?Answer: Oprah Whisker
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?Answer: I don’t know, but you can step in a poodle.
What has six legs and sits on a broomstick?Answer: A witch with her cat!
What is a cat's favorite song?Answer: Three Blind Mice
What is a cat’s favorite color?Answer: Purrr-ple.
What kind of car does a rich cat drive?Answer: A Cat-illac
What makes more noise than a cat meowing outside your window?Answer: Seven cats meowing outside your window.
What was the French cat’s favorite Valentine’s Day dessert?Answer: Chocolate mousse.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?Answer: When you're a mouse
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?Answer: When it is raining cats and dogs!
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?Answer: In a cat-alogue!
Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?Answer: Kitty-hawk.
Why are cats bad storytellers?Answer: Because they only have one tale.
Why are cats so good at video games?Answer: Because they have nine lives.
Why did the cats get married?Answer: They were PURR-fect for each other!
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
I don't know why?Answer: Because of its bark woof woof!
Why was the cat always scared?Answer: Because it was a scardy cat.
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