Funny broom jokes

How did Harry Potter clean up his floor in his room?

Answer: With a broom stick!

How does a witch play loud music?

Answer: On her broom box.

How long do witches ride broomsticks for on cold nights?

Answer: For just a short spell.

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Answer: It’s time to go to sweep!

What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?

Answer: She witch-hiked home.

What do witches race on?

Answer: Vroomsticks!

What do you call 2 witches who share a haunted house?

Answer: Broommates

What do you call a fast broom stick?

Answer: A vroom stick.

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Answer: Broom mates!

What do you call witches who live together?

Answer: Broom-mates

What does Harry Potter and his Quidditch team have in common?

Answer: They all fly on broomsticks!

What happens when a witch breaks the sound barrier?

Answer: You hear a sonic broom.

What has six legs and sits on a broomstick?

Answer: A witch with her cat!

What was the witch’s favorite comic strip?

Answer: Broom County.

What’s the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?

Answer: Broomstick pie tastes gross.

Where is a witch most happy?

Answer: In a broom factory!

Why did Harry Potter cross the road?

Answer: That where he left his broomstick!

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Answer: She heard they had great broom service!

Why do witches fly on brooms?

Answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

Why do witches fly on broomsticks?

Answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

Why do witches ride on broomsticks?

Answer: It’s easier than walking!

Why don’t American witches buy broomsticks from Australia?

Answer: They always bring them back to Australia.

Why was the broom late to the Hanukkah party?

Answer: It over-swept.

Why was the broom late?

Answer: It overswept!