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Back to BuildingDid you hear about the monster who ate his own house?Answer: He was homesick.
How did the computer get out of the house?Answer: He used windows.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?
What area of a room is the warmest?Answer: The corner — it's always about 90 degrees!
What did the dinosaur use to build his house?Answer: A dino-saw
What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?Answer: You’re too young to smoke!
What do you call 2 witches who share a haunted house?Answer: Broommates
What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep?Answer: Matt
What kind of key opens a haunted house?Answer: A spooKEY.
What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?Answer: A wide scream TV.
What room is useless for a ghost?Answer: A living room!
What’s the best side of the house to put the porch on?Answer: The outside.
Where did Goldilocks fall asleep?Answer: At the Three Bores house!
Where does a sink go dancing?Answer: The Dish-co
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house?Answer: Any kind! A house can't jump!
Why did the vampire get kicked out of the house?Answer: Because he was a pain in the neck!
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