Funny water jokes

How do you close an envelope under water?

Answer: With a seal.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you doing in my house?

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

What did one tidal pool say to the other tidal pool?

Answer: Show me your mussels.

What did the pacific ocean say to the Atlantic ocean?

Answer: Nothing it just waved

What do you call a hairy monster in a river?

Answer: A weir-wolf!

What do you call an old snowman?

Answer: Water!

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

Answer: Hot cross bunnies.

What happens if you throw a red sun hat in the water?

Answer: It gets wet!

What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?

Answer: He gets wet!

What happens when a robot falls into muddy water?

Answer: It gets wet and muddy!

What kind of bath can you take without water?

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Answer: A sun bath.

What kind of water cannot freeze?

Answer: Hot water.

What kind of water does an Angel like?

Answer: Holy Water!

What letter is always wet?

Answer: C

What runs but never walks?

Answer: Water

When does the Arctic ocean have no water?

Answer: When it’s on a map.

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

Answer: The “C”

Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?

Answer: He wanted to see the waterfall.

Why did the melon jump into the lake?

Answer: It wanted to be a water-melon.

Why did the teacher jump into the pool?

Answer: He wanted to test the water!

Why do dolphins have two eyes?

Answer: So they can see underwater!

Why do fish live in saltwater?

Answer: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Why do people swim at salt water beaches?

Answer: Because a pepper beach would make them sneeze.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Answer: Cause pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why does water never laugh at jokes?

Answer: It doesn’t like dry humor