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Back to BuildingHow do Germans sneeze?Answer: Achtung
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?Answer: You put a little boogie in it.
How does a ghost sneeze?Answer: Ahh...ahh...ahh...BOO!
How is a drum solo like a sneeze?Answer: You know it’s coming, but there’s nothing you can do about it.
What did The Count say before he sneezed?Answer: Ah-ah-ah!
What do you call a locomotive with a cold?Answer: Achoo achoo train.
What do you call a train that sneezes?Answer: Achoo-choo train.
What does Winnie say when he sneezes?Answer: Ahh-ahh-POOH!
What should you do when a dinosaur sneezes?Answer: Get out of the way!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?Answer: Cashew!
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?Answer: A shoe.
What's the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes?Answer: Get out of its way!
Why did the computer keep sneezing?Answer: It had a virus!
Why did the computer sneeze?Answer: It had a virus.
Why do fish live in saltwater?Answer: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why do people swim at salt water beaches?Answer: Because a pepper beach would make them sneeze.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?Answer: Cause pepper water makes them sneeze!
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